Dear Lisa McDowell

Welp

It is 2023

And it was time to move on

I have sat patiently in your friend zone for far too long

Our relationship was becoming not so healthy

It is mostly me not you

I did not have the heart to tell you all this directly

Did not want to hurt you like everyone else

I am sure you will be fine 

If you ever somehow read this

Please forgive me

I wish you the best

Sincerely

Your late night texting buddy

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