Welp
It is 2023
And it was time to move on
I have sat patiently in your friend zone for far too long
Our relationship was becoming not so healthy
It is mostly me not you
I did not have the heart to tell you all this directly
Did not want to hurt you like everyone else
I am sure you will be fine
If you ever somehow read this
Please forgive me
I wish you the best
Sincerely
Your late night texting buddy