Witnessed a mini bulldog poop out a baby
On a mattress
Yelled
Is there insurance for that
Going to need a new one
All that afterbirth
Gross
Was eating dinner with this short texmex Indian buddy
He was one of the two
There were three beautiful women with us
They were rude
Dude sitting at head of table to my left
Did a double take
Realized it was Reggie Miller
His hair was grown out
I told him lately I also have been growing my hair out
I just recently cut it
To look more like Kobe
Inspired by that Hulu Laker documentary
He looked unimpressed
All nods and smiles
Just before that
Me and mr texmex Indian dude were going to work at OG
He picked up a shift at the Olive Garden
As we pulled up to the parking lot
He told me we had already been assigned some big types
He was super excited to work
I was not
Told him I accidentally left my uniform and apron at home
Some women knocked on my door
Woke up in real life
It was my neighbor hammering something upstairs
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