Why do I fall in love with just about every woman I see
My favorite line in that movie with Kate Winslet and Jim Carrey
I can so relate
I have actually improved in the last 5 years since my divorce
I am almost ready to settle down
A few more grownup things to take care of
That poop sucks
Anyway
I have a new online crush
I honestly do not know much about her
Other than she has a blog
Mostly smiles on the inside
Appears to be Indian
Wears glasses
I decided to write this after noticing she liked one of my posts
I probably just weirded her out
Lately I have been really in to Indian women
I heard their population has now surpassed China’s
So if for some reason this virtual relationship with Jane Indigo does not work out
There are over a billion more fish in the sea where she came from
Totally joking
She just might read this
If you do
Let’s write each other poetry
You go first
Send it to my alias nigerwoodz@gmail.com
It has been a long time since I had a poetry pal
One who really got me
I messed that situationship up unfortunately
But not this time