1. Pops was cutting the skin off all this leftover salmon as I was watching something on tv.
2. I was completing a door dash. Pulled up to the window and the order never came through the system. Had to contact tech support to have them clear it out of my queue.
3. I was going to have relations with this beautiful woman who I’ve seen on tiktok, but I didn’t have protection. Felt guilty and passed on the opportunity.
4. My son tried to steal chocolate Hershey’s kisses from underneath my bed. I told him all he had to do was ask.
5. I was at this office sleeping underneath a desk.
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